Last week in a chardonnay filled fugue, I bought the wrong animal. So this week in the animal park it’s an animal fire sale to sink some more cash into this innovative project and hopefully turn a profit.
Emphasis on hopefully.
Let’s play
Swanky’s Sexy Safari Park – Rhino’s are expensive!
Greetings potential Sexy Safari Park investors. Ignoring the fact that funds are a little low, I’m happy to announce that we now have some Rhino’s for the money paying public to gawk at. Even better, it keeps them away from my newly discovered house now..
Swanky’s Super Sexy Safari Park – the adventures begin!
Hi, I’m Swanky McCredit – filthy rich CEO of Super Sexy Safari Park. Come and join me as I build an amazing Safari Park from the ground up and separate as much coin from rich idiots as humanly possible in innovative ways.